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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

Integrity, the choice between what's convenient and what's right. - Tony Dungy

Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse. - Derwood Fincher

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

It is not easy, but you have to be willing to make mistakes. And the earlier you make those mistakes, the better. - Jane Cahill Pfeiffer

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

If you are afraid to take a chance, take one anyway. What you don't do can create the same regrets as the mistakes you make. - Iyanla Vanzant

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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