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Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Making no choice when we have to choose is itself a choice. - Amish Saying

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven. - Robert Downy, Jr.

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. - Kin Hubbard

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own. - Jessamyn West

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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