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Ford Mistakes

Ford has a better idea?

Ford Mistakes thanks to Keith Blake

Not all Ford owners in Ontario are pleased with their vehicle choice

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He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. - Vince Lombardi

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde


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