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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

I believe in the redemptive need to admit mistakes, express regret, and ask for forgiveness. - Ana Navarro

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time. - Winston Churchill

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own. - Jessamyn West

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken


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