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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

Never mistake endurance for hospitality. - Unknown

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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