Free Gas

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton