QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Ikea: Swedish for maze - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir
The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost
I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray
The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin
Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry
The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold
I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle
Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry
Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley
There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson
When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine
If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes
I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear
How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom
They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump
Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown