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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Having no talent is no longer enough. - Gore Vidal

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

We are about creating a new wave of talent. We are the Manchester United of kitchens now. - Gordon Ramsay

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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