Front Yard TV Dinner

Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright