Front Yard TV Dinner

Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright