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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but in the failure to use the one talent. - Edgar Work

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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