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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

Having no talent is no longer enough. - Gore Vidal

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

It is the ability to deceive oneself that the greatest talent is shown. - Anatole France

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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