Front Yard TV Dinner

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. - Norman R Augustine

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent. - Gordon Ramsay

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright