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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. - Norman R Augustine

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson


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