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My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Book (Best Seller): The gilded tomb of a mediocre talent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric