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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. - Norman R Augustine

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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