#1 humor site on the 'net

Frozen Hairstyle

-40 Degrees Plus Hot Springs

Frozen Hairstyle thanks to Keith Blake

QuotaBills
Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


Blonde's 710 Cover

Dragon Playground

Redneck Boat Ramp

Jack-A-Lope vs Jack-E-Lope

Urleen

Carry On or Carrion?

Selfie Pilot

Monarch Butterflies - Starting a Monarchy

Air Couch

Europe Road Trip

Thongthing Special

Nighttime Graffiti

Baby Formula

Kid Suction

Redneck Moving Truck

Critter Control

Lost Dog

Nail Chair

Looking For Something?

Yellow Pet

Race Break

Fuse Bypass

Good Boy

British Tea Party