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When in doubt, win the trick. - Edmond Hoyle

Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

You can only get good at chess if you love the game. - Bobby Fischer

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

A man may build himself a throne of bayonets, but he cannot sit on it. - William R Inge

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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