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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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