Living Inside a Garbage Truck

Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton