Gas-Resistant Pram
London, 1938, when babies were protected from incoming gas
QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds