Gas Splitter
Natural gas shutoff valves in Israel
Is your gas natural or unnatural?
QuotaBillsThe only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake
You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus
Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly