Geriatric Flight

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach