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Geriatric Flight

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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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