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German Efficiency

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

German Efficiency thanks to Heinrich Klauss

Mannerisms and Cultural Traits of Germans

'Germans have a mania for work. They have no idea how to enjoy life.' - Hermann Eich

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Efficiency is doing things right; effectiveness is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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