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German Efficiency

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

German Efficiency thanks to Heinrich Klauss

Mannerisms and Cultural Traits of Germans

'Germans have a mania for work. They have no idea how to enjoy life.' - Hermann Eich

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Germinate: To become a German citizen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Albert Einstein

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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