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Ask Apple's Siri what 'Zero Divided By Zero Is'

Get Siri-ous! thanks to Barry McCartney

Siri has no time for those who don't understand basic math

Sassy Siri - Apple’s iPhone’s digital assistant, Siri, has no time for those who don’t understand basic math. On June 29, 2015 Aaron Paul unearthed a hilarious answer by the iPhone app:

Q: Ask Siri, “What is zero divided by zero?”

A: “Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”

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