QuotaBillsMoney: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan
Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao
Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain
I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns
I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown
Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing
The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi
If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll
I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard
In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy
You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride
We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly
I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com