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How do you make a small fortune? Start with a large fortune.

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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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