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Girls' Joy Ride

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Dairymaid: A girl who ought to know butter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Little girls soften their daddy's hearts. - Paul Walker

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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