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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway


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Redneck Blinds

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Motorvation

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Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog

Halloween Lamp

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Back Asswards

Tent Peg Setup

Fang Treats

Model T Snowmobile

Skinny Puddy Tat

Redneck Cocktail

Drug Dog Search

Vice Grip Handles

Nouveau Riche

Triple Bypass Burger

Hyphenated Names

Indian Fish Pond

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