Gluten-Free Diet

The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon