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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

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Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg


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