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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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