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A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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