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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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