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True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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