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Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

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Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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