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True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers