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QuotaBillsI was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard
The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky