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Going For A Walk

Snow removal in Eastern Canada

Going For A Walk thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Clear your mind of can't. - Solon

When values are clear, decision-making is easy. - Roy Disney

Poetry is the clear expression of mixed feelings. - W H Auden

You live out the confusions until they become clear. - Anais Nin

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

If I seem unduly clear to you, you must have misunderstood what I said. - Alan Greenspan

A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even it it's a whisper. - Barry Kaufman

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Words can be deceitful, but pantomime necessarily is simple, clear and direct. - Marcel Marceau

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. - H L Mencken

What you are afraid to do is a clear indicator of the next thing you need to do. - Unknown

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question. - Albert Camus

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

That's the way things become clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. - Madeleine L'Engle

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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