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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All good things must come to an end. - H H Riley

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. - Mae West

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Power is the ability to do good things for others. - Brooke Astor

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

There are good things that only come out when you struggle. - Unknown

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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