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Spring weather lures fishermen with baited breath

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Good things take time. - John Wooden

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Power is the ability to do good things for others. - Brooke Astor

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. - Marianne Williamson

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet. - Lee Marvin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb


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