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Good things take time. - John Wooden

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. - Mae West

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Power is the ability to do good things for others. - Brooke Astor

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Sometimes not telling people anything is a good thing. - Jason Myers

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

There are good things that only come out when you struggle. - Unknown

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Bad things don't affect us as profoundly as we expect them to. That's true of good things, too. We adapt very quickly to either. - Daniel Gilbert

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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