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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try. - Seth Godin

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. - Marianne Williamson

Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them. - Unknown

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Bad things don't affect us as profoundly as we expect them to. That's true of good things, too. We adapt very quickly to either. - Daniel Gilbert

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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