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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

All good things must come to an end. - H H Riley

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Power is the ability to do good things for others. - Brooke Astor

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

There are good things that only come out when you struggle. - Unknown

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. - Marianne Williamson

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet. - Lee Marvin

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb


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