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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. - Mae West

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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