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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Power is the ability to do good things for others. - Brooke Astor

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Good things come to those who believe, better things come to those who are patient, and the best things come to those who don't give up. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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