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GPS Marriage Proposal

First date path - plotting her course of action

GPS Marriage Proposal thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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