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GPS Marriage Proposal

First date path - plotting her course of action

GPS Marriage Proposal thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Ultimate: The last person you marry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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