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Greek Financial Path

Oh we, like sheep...

Greek Financial Path thanks to Wayne Nowazek

But we've always done it like this!

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Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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