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Greek Financial Path

Oh we, like sheep...

Greek Financial Path thanks to Wayne Nowazek

But we've always done it like this!

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It was Greek to me. - William Shakespeare

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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