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Greek Financial Path

Oh we, like sheep...

Greek Financial Path thanks to Wayne Nowazek

But we've always done it like this!

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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene


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