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Greek Financial Path

Oh we, like sheep...

Greek Financial Path thanks to Wayne Nowazek

But we've always done it like this!

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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