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Greek Financial Path

Oh we, like sheep...

Greek Financial Path thanks to Wayne Nowazek

But we've always done it like this!

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Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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