Presented September 8, 1865 to Andrew Johnson, President U.S. by Seth Kinman, the California Hunter and Trapper
QuotaBillsReclimbing chair - Archie Bunker
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Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson
Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde
To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin
To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton
Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill
A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets
Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson
Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau
I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi
The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds