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Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Germinate: To become a German citizen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? - George Carlin

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. - Kin Hubbard

Never harbor grudges; they sour your stomach and do no harm to anyone else. - Robertson Davies

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

45 caliber German Shmowzer - a 38 caliber German Floogle with a telephonic site - Archie Bunker

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A quarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it, the more sour it grows. - Unknown

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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