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Gun Exhaust

Finding a place on the roof for gun control

Gun Exhaust thanks to Barry McCartney

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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The most exhausting thing in life is insincerity. - Anne M Lindbergh

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Nothing is so exhausting as indecision, and nothing is so futile. - Bertand Russell

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or the acting like you know what you're doing. - Jim Gaffigan

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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