QuotaBillsSo many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare
Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino
Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown
It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs
Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown
The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis
Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King
Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown