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Halloween Weatherman

Skeleton weather forecast for Halloween Day

Halloween Weatherman thanks to Corry Banks

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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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