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One slide too far down the banister

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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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