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Hand Held Tourist

Little Johnny got too close to a hanging statue

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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