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Hand Held Tourist

Little Johnny got too close to a hanging statue

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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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