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Little Johnny got too close to a hanging statue
QuotaBillsMy trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne
Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James
File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson
Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp
The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown
We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump
Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg
Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin
If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller
I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh
Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden
The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde
Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban
It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde
The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille
I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov
The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart
Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller
It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin
Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius
I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl
Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown
'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay