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Good English teachers are hard to come by in Montgomery, Alabama

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Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. - Thomas Carruthers

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Curriculum: A harness devised by educational bureaucrats to turn thoroughbred teachers into cart horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward

Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis


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