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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Mathemagician: A teacher who makes numbers disappear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. - Thomas Carruthers

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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