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Handwritting

Good English teachers are hard to come by in Montgomery, Alabama

Handwritting thanks to Lila Torsyn

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Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Now all my teachers are dead except silence. - W S Merwin

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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