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Good English teachers are hard to come by in Montgomery, Alabama

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I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. - Thomas Carruthers

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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