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All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. - Patti Smith

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde


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