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Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. - Janine Turner

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

People just have this core desire to express who they are. And I think that's always existed. - Mark Zuckerberg

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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