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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope


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