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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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