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Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Life was not meant to be easy, but take courage: it can be delightful. - George Bernard Shaw

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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