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Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie


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