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Hanging Out With Friends

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Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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