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Hanging Out With Friends

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes


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