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Hanging Out With Friends

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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