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Hanging Out With Friends

Social networking skills for hikers

Hanging Out With Friends thanks to Barry McCartney

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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