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Hanging Out With Friends

Social networking skills for hikers

Hanging Out With Friends thanks to Barry McCartney

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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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