Happy Wood Pig

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. - Will Rogers

The difference between "involvement" and "commitment" is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was "involved" - the pig was "committed". - Unknown