Happy Wood Pig
Fence art illusion knot to be outdone
Custom wood fencing with facial recognition
QuotaBillsBacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm
I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson
Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev
The difference between "involvement" and "commitment" is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was "involved" - the pig was "committed". - Unknown