Happy Wood Pig
Fence art illusion knot to be outdone
Custom wood fencing with facial recognition
QuotaBillsPork is my friend. - Tom Douglas
Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown
Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton
Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans
A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts
Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble
March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne
Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges
Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi
Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern
He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev
Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried. - Hugh Jackman
The difference between "involvement" and "commitment" is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was "involved" - the pig was "committed". - Unknown
The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave. - Vivian Vande Velde