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Side effects of taking one ride twice daily

Harley Medicine thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Motorcyclists experience reduced stress

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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