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Head Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Valid: The thing on top of a jar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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