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Head Nest

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Head Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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