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Head Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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