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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

By silence, I hear other men's imperfections and conceal my own. - Citium Zeno

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

New research shows that you will be dead longer than you will be alive. - Zig Ziglar

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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