Help For Dead Children

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

You don't hear me gettin' historical. - Archie Bunker

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Listen to the whispers and you won't have to hear the screams. - Cherokee Saying

There is no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com