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Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney J Harris

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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