#1 humor site on the 'net

Help For Dead Children

Offering hope - living candidates need not apply

Help For Dead Children thanks to Grant Irving

Hearing aid implants for those who don't read Nanaimo newspapers

QuotaBills
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. - Dick Cavett

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


Pressing Art

Mask Alternatives

Watch Out For Deer!

Chinese Music School

Student Driver

iPad Not

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

It Even Has A Chimney

Seal Survival

www: Wagtail Windscreen Wiper

Water Dancer

Shopping Wait-er

Flamingo Imposter

Goat Tree

Ontario Spring Dining

Empty Birdhouse

180 Degrees From Ordinary

How To Float

Redneck Tank Top

Grasping Shirt

Detroit Counterfeit Bill

Hazardous Delivery

Log Out - Here It Comes!

Search and Rescue - Dry Run