Help For Dead Children

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield