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Hiker Boot Camp

Leaving relics along the West Coast Trail

Hiker Boot Camp thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Finding long-lost hikers in the Wetcoast Territories

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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