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Hollandaise Holiday thanks to Marian Renstrom

Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

I was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz

Vagotomy: To remove all doubt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Nothing positive comes from self-pity. - Unknown

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. - Johnnie Cochran

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. - George Bernard Shaw

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone, with no dressing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

The size of a man is measured by what it takes to upset him. - Unknown

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

The people who influence you are the people who believe in you. - Henry Drummond

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

Listen to the whispers and you won't have to hear the screams. - Cherokee Saying

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? - Albert Einstein

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Our daily objectives should include an honest effort to improve on yesterday. - Zig Ziglar

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences. - W Somerset Maugham

The town is as full as ever of 'characters,' all created by each other. - Wilfred Sheed

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

I feared my own kind more than anything the natural world could ever threaten me with. - Robin Hobb

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

It still holds true that man is most uniquely human when he turns obstacles into opportunities. - Eric Hoffer

My opponent called me a cream puff. Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me. - Claiborne Pell

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you've set goals and you want to achieve them, you have to think positively and achieving those goals will be a lot easier. - Becca Earl

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

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