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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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