QuotaBillsMayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith
Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers
We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong