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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. - Tracey Ullman

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I will resist the urge to underestimate the complexity of knitting. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin


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