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Horse Onesies

Fun and comfy horse footy pajamas for the discriminating equestrian

Horse Onesies thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Horsing around in sheep clothing

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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