QuotaBillsLawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As I get older, I just prefer to knit. - Tracey Ullman
Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
I will resist the urge to underestimate the complexity of knitting. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb
Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost
I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos