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Horse Onesies

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Horse Onesies thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Horsing around in sheep clothing

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I will resist the urge to underestimate the complexity of knitting. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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