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Horse Photobomb thanks to Victor Tamil

Photobom (verb): to drop in a photo unexpectedly

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Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers


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