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Houston, We Have A Problem thanks to Howard Chapman

'Houston, we have a problem' originally meant a genuine report of a life-threatening fault. Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

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Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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