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Houston, We Have A Problem

Giving an astronaut a pie in the face

Houston, We Have A Problem thanks to Howard Chapman

'Houston, we have a problem' originally meant a genuine report of a life-threatening fault. Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare


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