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How Do You Wear This? thanks to Keith Blake

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

Use it up. Wear it out. Make it do. Or do without. - Unknown

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day. - Mark Zuckerberg

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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