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How Do You Wear This?

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How Do You Wear This? thanks to Keith Blake

Non-Wearable Clothing where sales and cloth are limited

Making a clothes call

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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Speak softly and wear a loud shirt. - Hawaiian Proverb

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

It is better to wear out than to rust out. - Frances E. Willard

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Use it up. Wear it out. Make it do. Or do without. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

If I wear too much tartan I tend to look like a Thermos flask. - Ronnie Corbett

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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