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How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer

Pumpk-In or Pumpk-Out?

How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose


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