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How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer

Pumpk-In or Pumpk-Out?

How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

You can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will. - L M Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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