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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles Spurgeon

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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