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How To Fix Electrical Poles

When tie wraps work better than duct tape

How To Fix Electrical Poles thanks to Keith Blake

Electrical safety is not just for Poles - it's for Germans too!

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat not sore is worse. - American Proverb

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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