QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright
The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall
There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie
Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel
Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley
An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller
The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard
Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness
A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides
There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it,
but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy