How To Steal An Election
Why do politicians gerrymander electoral districts?
QuotaBillsThe bad guys always get a vote. - Navy saying
There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard
Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain
Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser