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How to Twerk at Work

When not to 'Work it'

How to Twerk at Work thanks to Fay Craymore

Twerking - to dance to hip-hop or pop music in a very sensual way typically by thrusting or shaking the buttocks and hips while in a squatting or bent-over position.

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

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I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

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I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

A quarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it, the more sour it grows. - Unknown

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey


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