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How to Twerk at Work

When not to 'Work it'

How to Twerk at Work thanks to Fay Craymore

Twerking - to dance to hip-hop or pop music in a very sensual way typically by thrusting or shaking the buttocks and hips while in a squatting or bent-over position.

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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