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How to Twerk at Work

When not to 'Work it'

How to Twerk at Work thanks to Fay Craymore

Twerking - to dance to hip-hop or pop music in a very sensual way typically by thrusting or shaking the buttocks and hips while in a squatting or bent-over position.

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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