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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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