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When swinging on a clothes line brought greater satisfaction than being indoors

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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Champions keep playing until they get it right. - Billie Jean King

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

We realized that no one of us could be as good as all of us playing unselfishly. - Bill Bradley

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high stakes Scrabble. - Dennis Miller

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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