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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

He's a player you only miss when he's not playing. - Graham Taylor

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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