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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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