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How We Played Online Before The Internet

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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

He's a player you only miss when he's not playing. - Graham Taylor

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga


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