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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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