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Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

Trying will do anything in this world. - Theocritus

Never regret anything that made you smile. - Mark Twain

Sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. - Kate Beckinsale

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

I can believe anything provided it is incredible. - Oscar Wilde

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Sinclair Lewis

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. - Emma Goldman

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything. - Thomas Edison

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

You never had to be afraid of anything that was afraid of you. - Laurell K. Hamilton

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

We believed that anything that was worth doing was worth overdoing. - Steven T. Aerosmith

Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. - Josh Billings

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

You can get anything in this world if you genuinely don't want it. - George Orwell

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

If I had permission to do everything, I wouldn't want to do anything. - Joe Palen

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. - Charles Buxton

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

There are two kinds of people - those who finish what they start and so on. - Robert Byrne

The reason that everybody likes planning is that nobody has to do anything. - Jerry Brown

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

It is impossible to imagine anything which better becomes a ruler than mercy. - Seneca

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. - Steven Wright

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

As soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all. - Oscar Wilde

I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. - Chavela Vargas

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. - Herb Caen

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

"I can't do it" never yet accomplished anything. "I will try" has performed wonders. - George P. Burnham

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire


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