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I Never Finish thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

You can make anything by writing. - C S Lewis

To finish first, you must first finish. - Rick Mears

I will part with anything for you but you. - Mary W Montagu

Never regret anything that made you smile. - Mark Twain

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

In a world where you can be anything, be kind. - Unknown

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

I can believe anything provided it is incredible. - Oscar Wilde

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

You cannot be anything if you want to be everything. - Solomon Schechter

Some people will believe anything, if you whisper it. - Unknown

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Sinclair Lewis

When people are determined they can overcome anything. - Nelson Mandela

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

If I repent anything it is very likely to be my good behavior. - Henry David Thoreau

Fabrics doesn't make exquisite dresses, it is the stitches. - Treasure Stitches

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything. - Robert Frost

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic. - Shannon Ryan

It's hard to hear anything new when you are the only one talking. - Rick Godwin

Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own soul. - Carl Jung

Winning isn't everything, but it sure beats anything that comes in second. - Bear Bryant

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King

You cannot be anything you want to be, but you can be a lot more of who you already are. - Martin Seligman

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle. - Elvis Presley

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

It's not who you know, it's what you know. If you don't know anything, you won't know anyone. - Joe Segal

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M Scott Peck

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

I'll tell them that on bad mornings, it feels impossible to take pleasure in anything because I'm afraid it could be taken away. - Suzanne Collins

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

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