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Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

Sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. - Kate Beckinsale

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

It is inconceivable that anything should be existing. - Celia Green

Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve. - J K Rowling

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad. - Adam West

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything. - Thomas Edison

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

If I repent anything it is very likely to be my good behavior. - Henry David Thoreau

Lilac: 'He's a nice kid but he can lilac anything.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form. - Rumi

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. - Josh Billings

I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. - Winston Churchill

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

The reason that everybody likes planning is that nobody has to do anything. - Jerry Brown

The empty grave does not do anything to us. You need to meet the Risen One. - Alex Harten

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

I wish I could be half as sure of anything as some people are of everything. - Gerald Barzan

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

I have had lobbyists, and I have had some very good ones. They could do anything. - Donald Trump

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

If you can't say anything good about something, don't say anything at all. - Phoebe Moll

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

Whenever anything is being accomplished, it is being done, I have learned, by a monomaniac with a mission. - Peter F Drucker

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Anything less than a conscious commitment to the important is an unconscious commitment to the unimportant. - Stephen R Covey

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

"I can't do it" never yet accomplished anything. "I will try" has performed wonders. - George P. Burnham

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

We are all better than we know. If only we can be brought to realise this, we may never be prepared to settle for anything less. - Kurt Hahn

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

I'll tell them that on bad mornings, it feels impossible to take pleasure in anything because I'm afraid it could be taken away. - Suzanne Collins

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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