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You can talk a mob into anything. - John Ruskin

I will part with anything for you but you. - Mary W Montagu

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth. - WC Fields

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When people are determined they can overcome anything. - Nelson Mandela

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

You never had to be afraid of anything that was afraid of you. - Laurell K. Hamilton

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

It's not for me to hold any grudges or anything like that. - Mike Phelan

If I repent anything it is very likely to be my good behavior. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Happiness is anyone and anything at all that's loved by you. - Clark Gesner

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! - Jerry Seinfeld

You can get anything in this world if you genuinely don't want it. - George Orwell

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. - Stephen Covey

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own soul. - Carl Jung

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

You can have anything you want if you give up the belief you can't have it. - Robert Anthony

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon. - Alexander Pope

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

They're all so much afraid of the Council that they're not afraid of anything else. - Richard Adams

If you can't do anything extraordinary, then do something ordinary extraordinarily well. - Unknown

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life. - Abraham Maslow

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything. - Unknown

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

If you don't have confidence in yourself, get off your rear end and do anything that will make you feel better about yourself. - Wayne Dyer

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin


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